Such stuff as dreams are made on

Lily Cole, Tim Walker, Google Image

Stand back, make way, roll up roll up.. the genius that is Tim Walker is in town. In each epoch or era there is a unique person who strikes out to tell stories which are head and shoulders above the rest. Before the invention of the printing press Shakespeare allowed his to unfold on the stage, Dickens sought celebrity through monthly periodicals, Roald Dahl, in the form of a paperback and Tim Burton projected his onto film.

Photographer Tim Walker's does not use words but his tales are just as powerful. His visual spectacles are the equivalent of triple chocolate treacle sundae that you feast upon until it dribbles down your chin. His fashion shoots encapsulate many different mediums: performance, literature, art and photography which leave you reeling like you have just dismounted a roller coaster ride from a freaky world.

Mulberry, Where The Wild Things Are A/W12 Campaign

His latest campaign for Mulberry has totally metamorphised the fashion giant from one that lay like a dormant bovine to a beefed up beast you would not want to mess with. In a similar way to the artist Dali, Walker plays on the idea of humanity's fragility, showing models dwarfed against a gargantuan ice cream cone, craddled next to a alligator or entangled in a tree's branch. There is often a clear and ever present sense of danger in his photography.

Models are in the thick of the action unlike a passive clothes horse their poses are suggestive of a fantasy world of dress up. His pictures emphasise the idea that you are a protagonist in your own fashion story and another outfit is a chance to play act.

Tim Walker: Storyteller opens tomorrow at Somerset House and runs until 27th January 2013.

We have some making up to do

Carine Roitfield, Google image

Smashing and boxing Carine Roitfield the MAC daddy out of the park is the US heavyweight, Smashbox for Boots. 

Sounding much like a voiceover for a movie blockbuster, which means you will forgive it as I have mentioned it, this autumn two cosmetics giants go head to head for most innovative beauty products to hit the British market.

I must commend Boots for unburdening women of the UK from watching QVC to order the Smashbox Photo Finish Primer by transferring it to its shelves and thus making it more accessible to all. But does that make it less desirable? I will admit to looking at the stand in the shop and not feeling the frisson of excitement that comes over me when a new make up line is released.

Boots Smasbox 'wish list', Google image

If the packaging did not have Smashbox written on it you may be forgiven for thinking it was a re - funk of Boots economy range Collection 2000, which by its name alone is outdated. On closer expection (of the price tag) you will find the most exciting aspect is the name, it therefore better deliver some miracles.

Ok maybe you do not need to be all kitsch and glittery pink to get people to sit up and take notice of your new concession but it does not hurt. It certainly works for aiming at the magpies of the world (i.e. me).

In the other corner of the ring is the Carine Roitfield, former editor of french Vogue and therefore the harbinger of chic and cool who has collaborated with MAC. She joins a new cult following emerging of Vogue editors who edge it up like constantly papped, Anna Dello Russo, editor of the Japan edition of the style bible.

Carine Roitfield collection for MAC, Google image

Her line is similarly black and minimalistic in uniformity with other usual MAC products however as with all of the celeb inspired ranges it is limited edition. This already helps to give a butterly fluttering. And hark there is something cute and unusual amongst the sleek lip glossies and mascaras, star transfers! Appealing to the sense of teenager in all of us when it comes to dressing up she has added tattoes that you can stick onto you face and outline with eye liner or pencil.

Ingenious! Only one slight problem is that they could be all sold out by the time I publish this post. Darn. Maybe mass produced Boots has its own charm in its ability to help out those less active fashionistas who are not the type to queue up for the new season Kate Moss collection in Topshop and prefer to buy their blusher at the checkout along with their papaya body scrub.

Ding! Ding! That is battle commences or is it the sound of my Advantage card racking up more points?

Free falling for Sky

I have had 'nough of hasbeens - no not the Swedish cool clog variety, I mean these pop stars and presenters who are regurgitated to be at the front of everything around. You cannot turn on the television nowadays without Philip Schofield at the helm and those on the wrong side of forty (Spice Girls) seemed to dominate the Olympics closing ceremony. It makes my teeth hurt.

No Doubt's new album fills me with doubts and just when I became stiffled with predictability so out of the doldrums of mediocre pop comes someone young and exciting. Sky Ferreira. Move over Del Rey who appears to have opted out of the underground circuit for the bright lights of the mainstream. Her collection for H&M has produced some more highly predictable fifties pieces for Autumn. Yawn.

Sky Ferreira at Paris Fashion Week

Ferreira's music is not try hard wacky like Grimes and not too pop to be sickly like Carly Rae Jepsen of Call Me Maybe fame. She does not also fit into the Robyn house music pop artist hybrid and therefore that makes her more appealing. She is just quite good. People like labels but sometimes you just want something to surprise you. It comes out of nowhere like finding an item of clothing in Marks and Spencers that you want to buy and wear. Suddenly it permeates your whole existence and you cannot remember a time without it. Ferreira is some such thing.